Saturday, August 27, 2016

Granada, Nicaragua

 I'm currently in Granada, Nicaragua.

 One of the oldest towns in Central America - it is stated that it's the oldest, but I never know about the origin of these things, so one of the oldest is good enough for me.




 As in all Central American countries, prostitution is legal, but frowned upon.

Though frowned so much upon, that if you're  a hooker, most politicians and police, to leave you alone, will want sex for free. Yup, double standards are par for the course in most countries.




There's 2 places to find hookers and escorts.

The first is the town square and the restaurant corridor that heads towards the lake. Girls will walk up and down the street - it's closed off to traffic.

They'll approach you with an "Hola" - hello, or an "acompaƱar" or "acompamente" - do you want an escort or company. If they look good, you're in the mood, say "SI!!!!!" 

Rocket science, for sure!

The girls shown are two gals I fucked about a year ago. The thinner one is still hooking, but I have not seen the other one.

The thinner one is a complainer - always wants more money, doesn't want to do all the things I ask her to do. Hired her this time around, too, but never again. I'll wack off first before I give my money to her. Just the fricken principle of the thing, ya know?

If you agree on a price, do what's asked, don't complain. Some chicks just don't get it. There's plenty that get it, so torpedo the ones that are a pain in the ass - without being pleasurable about it. If'n you know what I mean!








The girls were $20 each. Probably could have got them down to $15, but what the hell.

The chubby one's always seem to be the best of the lot. I guess the attractive ones think they're worth more.

Anywho, the other option in Granada is the old train station, which you'll see coming in from the main road. It's on the left had side, behind a park.

At night, the hookers are there, but what the girls have told me, there's more danger there. I don't know if it's true, but I stuck to the girls that walk where the restaurants are.








She's not wearing her boyfriends name, it's the name of her child - at least, that's what she told me.

So, here's a map of Granada.






If you follow that avenue, it will lead you to Lake Nicaragua. take a right, and it will lead you to an area that's got bars and discotheques. Only way to get there is by cab.

You might find some action there, but you better know Spanish. Lots of young people on the weekends, but if you don't know Spanish, you'll be lost.

This gal had more leg hair then I've got!



She does have long hair - which in the hot weather of Granada, Nicaragua has got to be a pain to maintain!







The girls await!!





Going to try and get laid tonight. Hopefully some new photos to put up tomorrow. Until then, good luck mongering!!!

Let me know if you like the bigger font, and I'll stick to that. If I hear nothing from anyone, I'll go with the smaller, normal size font.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016


I've been traveling for over two years, mostly in Mexico.

I've covered a large swath of the country - from the north to the south, from the east to the west.

I've traveled into Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica and Panama.

For some silly reason, I've not had any desire to share my experiences. Well, with this blog, that will change.


I like naked women, and I like screwing those naked women, if I can. It's really amazing what $50.00 will get you in Mexico and Central America.


This is Vanesa or Crystal depending on which name she wants to use. It's all kind of silly, really.

But, these girls do what they do for whatever reason. I met her while getting some work done on my teeth in Tapachula, Mexico. She came over and sucked and fucked.

Probably spent the most time with this girl. She was good and would do what I asked. Only thing I never did with here was fuck her in the ass.






There are a few ways to get girls in Mexico. So, I'll give you some tips on how to do just that in the next post.